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Matt Groening Quotes: "The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone."

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.




Matt Groening Quotes: "Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.




Matt Groening Quotes: "God often gives nuts to toothless people."

God often gives nuts to toothless people.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?




Matt Groening Quotes: "America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!"

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!



Matt Groening Quotes: "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.



Matt Groening Quotes: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.




Matt Groening Quotes: "I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.



Matt Groening Quotes: "We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff."

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.



Matt Groening Quotes: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson"

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson



Matt Groening Quotes: "If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?"

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?




Matt Groening Quotes: "A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!



Matt Groening Quotes: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.



Matt Groening Quotes: "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.



Matt Groening Quotes: "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.



Matt Groening Quotes: "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something."

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?"

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?



Matt Groening Quotes: "You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.



Matt Groening Quotes: "A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen."

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Homer no function beer well without."

Homer no function beer well without.



Matt Groening Quotes: "My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived"."

My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".



Matt Groening Quotes: "I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.



Matt Groening Quotes: "I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls."

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.



Matt Groening Quotes: "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!"

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!



Matt Groening Quotes: "Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.



Matt Groening Quotes: "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out."

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.



Matt Groening Quotes: "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.



Matt Groening Quotes: "I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees"

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees



Matt Groening Quotes: "Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else."

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.



Matt Groening Quotes: "I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'"

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'



Matt Groening Quotes: "Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked."

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.



Matt Groening Quotes: "My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson."

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.



Matt Groening Quotes: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.



Matt Groening Quotes: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson"

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson



Matt Groening Quotes: "One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor."

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.



Matt Groening Quotes: "This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson"

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson



Matt Groening Quotes: "How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?"

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?



Matt Groening Quotes: "Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'"

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'



Matt Groening Quotes: "If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in."

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either."

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.



Matt Groening Quotes: "The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid."

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.



Matt Groening Quotes: "I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor."

I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.



Matt Groening Quotes: "Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing."

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.



Matt Groening Quotes: "In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers."

In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.