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Milton Berle Quotes: "Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.




Milton Berle Quotes: "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.



Milton Berle Quotes: "We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.



Milton Berle Quotes: "A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.




Milton Berle Quotes: "I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome."

I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.



Milton Berle Quotes: "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.



Milton Berle Quotes: "Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient"

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient




Milton Berle Quotes: "Laughter is an instant vacation."

Laughter is an instant vacation.



Milton Berle Quotes: "Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."

Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.



Milton Berle Quotes: "I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh."

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.



Milton Berle Quotes: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?



Milton Berle Quotes: "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.