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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.