You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

That's why I'm talking to you. You are one of the rare people who can separate your observation from your preconception. You see what is, where most people see what they expect.

I know I should feel anger at my father for certain things. But since he died when I was 11, I never got to that point.

The doubtful beam long nods from side to side.

The way the Americans behaved created among the South Vietnamese a lot of habits, a lot of bad habits I would say.

I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it's our third generation.

What did Jesus Christ say to the Teamsters? 'Do nothing till I get back.

Nothing is old, nothing is new, save the light of grace underneath which beats a human heart.

Take what you can yourself, and don't let others get you into their hands; to belong to oneself, that is the whole thing in life.

Being a happy warrior, you also have a lot of fun in what you do because you believe in what you're doing.

A fact bobbed up from my memory, that the ancient Egyptians prescribed walking through a garden as a cure for the mad. It was a mind-altering drug we took daily.