Kids Quotes

Kids Quote of the day

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

stop now before i kill youa word to the wise from your friendPENNYWISE

To a child love is spelled T-I-M-E.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.

You don’t see someone flying and you begin to bite yourself for not being able to do that. You do what you can.

I'm an optimistic guy. I'm one of those big dreamers. I'm one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work.

Poor woman! She probably thought change of air might agree with many of her children.

To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is a very dangerous attitude.

Studies find that kids who are punished are more likely to misbehave in the future. Punishment actually increases the undesired behavior.

Inspire someone today. Your action can change that person’s life forever.

A good example is the best gift you can offer to your children. In your absence, your example is present, which means you are present always!

A culture of vultures steeped and born of violence shall choke on the blood of its offspring.

A real prison breakfast" I said."Yeah, but we are free."And that summed it up.

Grab the best deals for kids in Sacramento on amusement parks, child care centers, field trips, camping trips and many more only with Sacramento4Kids.

You just seem so sad, ” I said, dialing voice mail. “Like someone stole your favorite nine millimeter.”“I’m not sad.” He started down the hall, then turned back. “Least not when I look at you.”.

No, I've never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot.

You have to choose your path.You have to decide what you wish to do.You are the only person that can determine your destiny.

In fact, if our kids are successful in every normal way, they can still miss God's main mark.

I'm not going to have a husband anyway, " said Laura. "I'm going to live by myself in the garage.

The only person worth risking everything for is the one person that would never let you risk everything for.

Roaring is never a voice for indoors. Roaring sounds better when done outdoors!

Teach them what you love to do in life. It really doesn't matter what it is. It never does. Just show them how important a passion is . . .

Some mommies and daddies find it hard to acceptKids who are different to the normal set.

But not all kids are exactly the same, Even when they share the same name.

I brug you two [gifts] . . . I gots the little here in my pockie.' He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. 'Nope. Be the other side.' (Matt)

Kids, no matter how big your problems are – ask your parents for help and advice.

Some kids are both or neitherAnd don't want to have to choose, either.

My role as a role model is to teach my generation how to excel in the role of distinction.

We need to take turns - it's the kind thing to do.

Every child should be read to.

I can only drive slowly.""That's all right.""And I can only do left turns."Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. "Wales is left! Look! It's left all the way!

Some kids also think it makes them coolWhen they pick on other kids, being cruel.

Sometimes your kids will say the nastiest things, won't they, Rose? You want to ask, 'Whose child is this?'"Rose chuckled."But usually, they're just in some kind of pain. They need to work it out.

Of course, MIT was notable not just for its faculty but also for its students. And, facing such extremely bright kids as a rookie teacher was something like being thrown to the wolves.

-The burden of existence is bestowed upon birth.-The gift of existence is bestowed upon birth.Choose wisely, your life (and potential others' life) depend on it.

You see, here's my theory: Kids chase the love that eludes them, and for me, that was my father's love. He kept it tucked away, like papers in a briefcase. And I kept trying to get in there.

We all need good manners, like our friends from the zoo!

Unfortunately, in some parts of the country, some kids are taught at an early age that being different is somehow bad or wrong or worthy of ridicule.

Never forget the child inside

Don't be happy at me.

When our feet talk to us, we listen.

Mothers tend to be more direct. Fathers talk to other fathers about their kids more metaphorically. It's a different way of communication.

Oooh...Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?""No.""Dumbass?""No.""Douchebag?""What's a douchebag?""Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.

Share a book and you'll make a friend!

I want my kids to enjoy romance as part of the entirety of marriage, when it has been earned with commitment and hard work.