Mad Quotes

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A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

Anyone who believes in indefinite growth on a physically finite planet is either mad or an economist

The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky theyre going to give Cleveland State another year of probation.

We are not mad. We are human.We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths are many and dark, and we are ardent and cruel in our journey.

Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.

Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.

Truly there would be reason to go mad were it not for music.

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Do not think me mad. It is not to make money that I believe a Christian should live. The noblest thing a man can do is, just humbly to receive, and then go amongst others and give.

Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

What really bothers me, what gets me mad, is when people don't know the story, but then pretend like they know the story. That's what bothers me. That's what makes me mad.

Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I'll be mad.

Get mad, then get over it.

I'm quite mad by nature, and it's my craziness that has saved me from extinction.

At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad.

I came from a family of repairers. The spider is a repairer. If you bash into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad. She weaves and repairs it.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

In a mad world only the mad are sane.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

The island is in Kenya, the water is in Uganda... But the [Luos, a Kenyan ethnic group] are mad, they want to fish here but this is Uganda.

Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

There are four types: the cretin, the imbecile, the stupid and the mad. Normality is a balanced mixture of all four.

To become successful you will have to get mad about your current situation. After you get mad, get motivated to do something about it.

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad.

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

Demonstrate to the world there is "No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy" than a U.S. Marine.

Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother.

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.

But what first motivated me wasn't anything I read. I just got mad seeing the machines ripping up the woods.

No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does

Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.

The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.

Mad, is he? Then I hope that he will bite some of my other generals!

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

I feel certain that I'm going mad again, I feel we can't go thru another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices

The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.

I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.

August 28th 2012. Remember that date. It marks the day when the world went raving mad.

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

I'm mad, true. But only about one thing. Horror movies. I love spooks. They are a friendly fearsome lot. Very nice people, actually, if you get to know them. Not like these industry chaps out here

I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

I have mad luck. I'm super-good at games like backgammon or anything that requires rolling dice.

Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.