The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

It's too late when I realize that my love for you is as wide as the sea.

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.

I was a huge Muppet fan growing up, but that was the extent of my puppet knowledge. I really loved the art form and the whole Henson universe.

Any reflection about poetry should begin, or end, with this question: who and how many read poetry books?

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife.

People know me, and want to know me, as a baller more than anything else.

Treat the past as a school.

I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in whether I went to school or got drunk on white wine.

I looked out the window for other passengers in love with their drivers, but we were well disguised, we pretended boredom and prayed for traffic.

I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.