Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

What you practice too often, you use without thinking.

True love is the ripe fruit of a lifetime.

Compassion instills a sense of calm, inner strength, and a deep confidence and satisfaction

Legislators represent people, not trees or acres. Legislators are elected by voters, not farms or cities or economic interests.

In a nation of sheep, one brave man forms a majority.

Each servant stamps the reader with a look.

Cowards make the best torturers. Cowards understand fear and they can use it

One of the great bonuses of being a film actor is that I get to go to different places, meet inspiring people and learn different things. So all those details add up.

I look forward to a time when my career in a place where I can get out of Los Angeles and find a nice small town like I grew up in to raise my family.

See yourself living in a new body. Hopeful = recovery. Happy = happier biochemistry. Stress degrades the bod.