How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

People believe a little too easily that the function of the sun is to help the cabbages along.

The present like a note in music is nothing but as it appertains to what is past and what is to come.

I love only one girl, one in every town.

Speaking uses us up, speeds us up. Without prayer, that act of confession for merely existing, one might live forever and not know it.

I don't feel [the] excitement you have when you first walk into a recording studio. It now feels like a tool.

What if I am, in some way, only a sophisticated fire that has acquired an ability to regulate its rate of combustion and to hoard its fuel in order to see and walk?

I do think that really great music will divide people, and people will love and hate it at the same time.

Satyagraha is a force that has come to stay. No force in the world can kill it.

He considers me also a little fragile because artistic. I need to be cared for, like a potted plant.

Any game you play, you got to lose sometime.