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Wit Quotes: "True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed."

True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.




Wit Quotes: "Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation."

Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation.



Wit Quotes: "In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge."

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.



Wit Quotes: "Paparazzi arrived for Hugh [Grant]. We had to stand under a tree and smile for them.Photographer: 'Hugh, could you look less -- um --'Hugh: 'Pained?"

Paparazzi arrived for Hugh [Grant]. We had to stand under a tree and smile for them.Photographer: 'Hugh, could you look less -- um --'Hugh: 'Pained?




Wit Quotes: "So vast is art, so narrow human wit."

So vast is art, so narrow human wit.



Wit Quotes: "I am not gamesome: I do lack some partof that quick spirit that is in Antony."

I am not gamesome: I do lack some partof that quick spirit that is in Antony.



Wit Quotes: "It is excellent / To have a giant's strenght / But it is tyrannous / To use it like a giant(Isabella)"

It is excellent / To have a giant's strenght / But it is tyrannous / To use it like a giant(Isabella)




Wit Quotes: "Where might is mixed with wit, there is too good an accord in a government."

Where might is mixed with wit, there is too good an accord in a government.



Wit Quotes: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.



Wit Quotes: "There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'."

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.



Wit Quotes: "Wit is the lowest form of humor."

Wit is the lowest form of humor.



Wit Quotes: "Brevity is the soul of wit."

Brevity is the soul of wit.




Wit Quotes: "The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork."

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.



Wit Quotes: "Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves."

Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.



Wit Quotes: "The pow'r I have on you is to spare you / The malice towards you, to forgive you. Posthumus"

The pow'r I have on you is to spare you / The malice towards you, to forgive you. Posthumus



Wit Quotes: "I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it sho"

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it sho



Wit Quotes: "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.




Wit Quotes: "Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely detestable"

Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely detestable



Wit Quotes: "A witty saying proves nothing."

A witty saying proves nothing.



Wit Quotes: "There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit."

There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.



Wit Quotes: "This was a lucky recollection -- it saved her from something like regret."

This was a lucky recollection -- it saved her from something like regret.



Wit Quotes: "When a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping to go in a straight line."

When a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping to go in a straight line.



Wit Quotes: "For a poet he threw a very accurate milk bottle."

For a poet he threw a very accurate milk bottle.



Wit Quotes: "The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show."

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.




Wit Quotes: "Every little action of the common day makes or unmakes character."

Every little action of the common day makes or unmakes character.



Wit Quotes: "I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate."

I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.



Wit Quotes: "I follow my own methods, and tell as much or as little as I choose. That is the advantage of being unofficial."

I follow my own methods, and tell as much or as little as I choose. That is the advantage of being unofficial.



Wit Quotes: "Jack shall have Jill.Nought shall go ill."

Jack shall have Jill.Nought shall go ill.



Wit Quotes: "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian."

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.



Wit Quotes: "Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.



Wit Quotes: "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant."

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.



Wit Quotes: "They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.



Wit Quotes: "I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)"

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)



Wit Quotes: "The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.



Wit Quotes: "Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."

Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.



Wit Quotes: "If I be waspish, best beware my sting."

If I be waspish, best beware my sting.



Wit Quotes: "A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.



Wit Quotes: "Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions."

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.



Wit Quotes: "I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping."

I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping.



Wit Quotes: "Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation."

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.



Wit Quotes: "Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them."

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.



Wit Quotes: "Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching."

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.



Wit Quotes: "All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God."

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.



Wit Quotes: "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer



Wit Quotes: "He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader."

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.



Wit Quotes: "My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep."

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.



Wit Quotes: "If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48."

If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48.