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Wife Quotes: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.




Wife Quotes: "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




Wife Quotes: "Two beheadings out of six wives is too many."

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.



Wife Quotes: "But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was The Philosophy and Opinions of Marcus Garvey published by his wife."

But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was The Philosophy and Opinions of Marcus Garvey published by his wife.




Wife Quotes: "If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears."

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.



Wife Quotes: "The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction."

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.



Wife Quotes: "I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long."

I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.




Wife Quotes: "If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions."

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.



Wife Quotes: "You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team."

You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.



Wife Quotes: "Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave."

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.



Wife Quotes: "Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them."

Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them.



Wife Quotes: "The love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together."

The love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together.




Wife Quotes: "If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance."

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.



Wife Quotes: "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.



Wife Quotes: "If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle."

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.



Wife Quotes: "In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal."

In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.



Wife Quotes: "Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife."

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.



Wife Quotes: "The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say."

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.



Wife Quotes: "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.



Wife Quotes: "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.



Wife Quotes: "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.



Wife Quotes: "Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car."

Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car.



Wife Quotes: "I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it."

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.



Wife Quotes: "All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife."

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.



Wife Quotes: "The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband."

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.



Wife Quotes: "My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing."

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.



Wife Quotes: "If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something."

If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.



Wife Quotes: "Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.



Wife Quotes: "With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life."

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.



Wife Quotes: "Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side."

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.



Wife Quotes: "The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother."

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.



Wife Quotes: "I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it."

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.



Wife Quotes: "Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.



Wife Quotes: "He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows."

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.



Wife Quotes: "A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah."

A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.



Wife Quotes: "I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]"

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]



Wife Quotes: "Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death."

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.



Wife Quotes: "No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed."

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.



Wife Quotes: "A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order."

A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.



Wife Quotes: "Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale."

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.



Wife Quotes: "Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.



Wife Quotes: "DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!"

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!



Wife Quotes: "The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife."

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.



Wife Quotes: "I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.



Wife Quotes: "I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees."

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.



Wife Quotes: "If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress."

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.



Wife Quotes: "As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.""

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."



Wife Quotes: "Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did"

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did



Wife Quotes: "High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment."

High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.