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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.
But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was The Philosophy and Opinions of Marcus Garvey published by his wife.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them.
The love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together.
If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.
In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car.
I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.
If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.
I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]
Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.
DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.
If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.