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My Momma Quotes: "Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier."

Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier.



My Momma Quotes: "Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried."

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.




My Momma Quotes: "I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school."

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.



My Momma Quotes: "I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money."

I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.




My Momma Quotes: "Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro."

Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.



My Momma Quotes: "Even my momma asked what I'mma do. Decisions, decisions/ In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition/ If a n----a want problems, my trigger's on auto."

Even my momma asked what I'mma do. Decisions, decisions/ In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition/ If a n----a want problems, my trigger's on auto.



My Momma Quotes: "Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar."

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.




My Momma Quotes: "Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems."

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems.



My Momma Quotes: "My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma."

My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma.



My Momma Quotes: "My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer."

My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer.



My Momma Quotes: "I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It’s right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting."

I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It’s right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting.



My Momma Quotes: "Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.




My Momma Quotes: "Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe"

Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe



My Momma Quotes: "My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb."

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb.



My Momma Quotes: "You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting."

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.



My Momma Quotes: "Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma."

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.



My Momma Quotes: "No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her."

No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her.



My Momma Quotes: "When I was a child... I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, 'Momma, do we believe in winter?'"

When I was a child... I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, 'Momma, do we believe in winter?'



My Momma Quotes: "Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself."

Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.



My Momma Quotes: "You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house."

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.



My Momma Quotes: "Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy"

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy



My Momma Quotes: "How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama."

How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama.



My Momma Quotes: "I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!"

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!



My Momma Quotes: "After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her."

After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.



My Momma Quotes: "I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any say in the matter. I'm just really fortunate. She's the most kind, loving, giving woman."

I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any say in the matter. I'm just really fortunate. She's the most kind, loving, giving woman.



My Momma Quotes: "Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?"

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?



My Momma Quotes: "His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?"

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?



My Momma Quotes: "My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!"

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!



My Momma Quotes: "Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do."

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.



My Momma Quotes: "You have to understand, now, I'm a momma's boy. I'm from the south. My way of being raised is totally different than the big city life. I truly was a country boy."

You have to understand, now, I'm a momma's boy. I'm from the south. My way of being raised is totally different than the big city life. I truly was a country boy.



My Momma Quotes: "She smacked him so hard his momma felt it."

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.



My Momma Quotes: "You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events."

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.



My Momma Quotes: "Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364."

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.



My Momma Quotes: "Bad moments don't make bad mommas."

Bad moments don't make bad mommas.



My Momma Quotes: "All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano."

All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano.



My Momma Quotes: "Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star."

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.



My Momma Quotes: "You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them."

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them.



My Momma Quotes: "There’s nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example."

There’s nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example.



My Momma Quotes: "The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.'"

The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.'



My Momma Quotes: "As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy."

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.



My Momma Quotes: "When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just relax and study my lines and get ready for the next day."

When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just relax and study my lines and get ready for the next day.



My Momma Quotes: "You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center."

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.



My Momma Quotes: "Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who was so bad in school because I could sing."

Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who was so bad in school because I could sing.



My Momma Quotes: "Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday"

Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday



My Momma Quotes: "If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun."

If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun.



My Momma Quotes: "Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day."

Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day.



My Momma Quotes: "I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark."

I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.



My Momma Quotes: "I am loving being Momma. I really, really am."

I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.



My Momma Quotes: "I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him."

I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.