Inspirational Humor Quotes

Inspirational Humor Quote of the day

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

If anything is worth doing, it is worth doing it badly.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

When everything is coming your way, youre probably in the wrong lane.

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

I can help you.” He finalised.“How?” Both Jezka and Faze asked.“I don’t know but it's nice to sound optimistic, wouldn’t you agree.

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.

Honesty: what a refreshing slap in the face it is.

Beavers give a dam

I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich.

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!

Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.

A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.