Drunk Quotes

Drunk Quote of the day

And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at night, free to get drunk if I liked, to dream... to hope.

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne — bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive.

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war on, and on another occasion, I remember, I was suddenly taken drunk.

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent.

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.