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Drunk Quotes: "Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk."

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.




Drunk Quotes: "I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor."

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.




Drunk Quotes: "I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings."

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.



Drunk Quotes: "There is nothing left to do but get drunk."

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.




Drunk Quotes: "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.



Drunk Quotes: "Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination."

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.



Drunk Quotes: "Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!"

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!




Drunk Quotes: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken



Drunk Quotes: "If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know."

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.



Drunk Quotes: "Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished."

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.



Drunk Quotes: "A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.



Drunk Quotes: "I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer."

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.




Drunk Quotes: "In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk."

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it."

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.



Drunk Quotes: "When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.



Drunk Quotes: "I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at night, free to get drunk if I liked, to dream... to hope."

I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at night, free to get drunk if I liked, to dream... to hope.



Drunk Quotes: "I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him"

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him



Drunk Quotes: ""Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.



Drunk Quotes: "My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk."

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen."

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.



Drunk Quotes: "One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk."

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender."

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.



Drunk Quotes: "A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive."

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.



Drunk Quotes: "Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk."

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up."

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.



Drunk Quotes: "I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster."

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.



Drunk Quotes: "God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.



Drunk Quotes: "Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you."

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.



Drunk Quotes: "Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!



Drunk Quotes: "There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne — bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive."

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne — bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive.



Drunk Quotes: "When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs."

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.



Drunk Quotes: "I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night."

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.



Drunk Quotes: "I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war on, and on another occasion, I remember, I was suddenly taken drunk."

I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war on, and on another occasion, I remember, I was suddenly taken drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long."

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.



Drunk Quotes: "The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago."

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.



Drunk Quotes: "The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk."

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk."

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.



Drunk Quotes: "I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving."

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.



Drunk Quotes: "Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent."

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent.



Drunk Quotes: "I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem."

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.



Drunk Quotes: "Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death."

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.



Drunk Quotes: "Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time."

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.



Drunk Quotes: "I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford."

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.



Drunk Quotes: "You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor"

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor



Drunk Quotes: "The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.



Drunk Quotes: "My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities."

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.



Drunk Quotes: "Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape."

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.



Drunk Quotes: "People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out."

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.



Drunk Quotes: "You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque."

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.