Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

Youthful period is the time to make manful period effective and worth living

You can always tell your true values by looking at your behavior -- especially under pressure.

My favorite pastime is to write.

Moral: It all depends.

At the end of your days, be leaning forwards, not falling backwards.

As people turn to contraception, there will be a rise, not a fall, in the abortion rate.

These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier .

I have to be able to pull you in. How can I diversify my audiences? What role do I have to play to be part of that shift? I have to take that seriously.

Play a new game, not the older game but faster.

Gratitude is a sacred space where you allow and know that a force greater than your ego is always at work and always available.