Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

Look upon the world with wonder.

Egotism: the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.

In one book, CACHALOT, just for my own amusement, every character is based directly on someone I have known.

Athletics provided a life preserver for me, and that maybe kept me out of trouble. I never partied in high school. I mostly just dated.

Revolution is something that actually starts in individual hearts.

Time fleeth on, Youth soon is gone, Naught earthly may abide; Life seemeth fast, But may not last-- It runs as runs the time.

One of the obvious things that went wrong with Multics as a commercial success was just that it was sort of over-engineered in a sense. There was just too much in it.

At the risk of sounding hopelessly romantic, love is the key element. I really love to play with different musicians who come from different cultural backgrounds.

It's what you do and not what you say. If you're not part of the future, then get out of the way!

The poet reminds men of their uniqueness and it is not necessary to possess the ultimate definition of this uniqueness. Even to speculate is a gain.