If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

Twolegs are mad. Even the smallest kit knows that.

Reprove not a scorner lest he hate thee rebuke a wise man and he will love thee.

There is no such thing as vicarious experience.

The press is critical at this time, and if you look at history, this is so critical.

Why one day in the country Is worth a month in town; Is worth a day and a year Of the dusty, musty, lag-last fashion That days drone elsewhere.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

When I was a college student at Yale, I was studying physics and mathematics and was absolutely intent on becoming a theoretical physicist.

People who are right most of the time are people who change their minds often

I think I've written 40 books, and none of them have been heavy on action. I'm an introspective person.

The life you live in front of an audience is like an altered state - it's not totally real. I'm always, even in the course of one day, trying to find ways to balance both sides.