Humor Inspirational Quotes

Humor Inspirational Quote of the day

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!

For others, in spite of myself, from myself.

If you can't enjoy what you have, you can't enjoy more of it.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

In the end, everything is a gag.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

If you're explaining, you're losing.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

Have Fun Storming the Castle!

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who." - Winnie-the-Pooh

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

Don't count your owls before they are delivered.

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable.

Freedom was the price of privacy.

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

And...I think that's what life is all about, actually, about children and flowers.

That's chess!" snapped Ron. "You've got to make some sacrifices!

You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett

... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.Now my troubles are goingTo have trouble with me!