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Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win"

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win










Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway"

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway



Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard"

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard








Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy"

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy









Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs"

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs







Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows"

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows



Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident"

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident







Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: "I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on"

I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on