Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!

True freedom is living as if you had completely chosen whatever you feel or experience in this moment. This inner alignment with the Now is the end of suffering.

She is free not by disobeying the rules but by obeying them.

Anyways, trying to express yourself to the press is often like arguing with a hysterical person.

The world doesn't make sense until you force it to.

No one can ride on the back of a man unless it is bent.

The perception is that more important people watch news in the evenings than in the mornings.

The significance and influence of just one BNP councillor is far in excess of the council powers such an elected figure can, in reality, command.

I thought it would be my one and only exhibition so I decided to call it My Major Retrospective.