I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.

Saul was going to kill Anansi.They both knew it. Saul was going to kill Anansi and Loplop and King Rat, and Saul was going to die, all in an effort to prove that he was not his rat-father's son.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Impressionism it is the birth of Light in painting.

It's not my cause in life to be filthy rich. Being comfortable is enough.

Even the way the kids react with media today is so completely different than what most movies have. We just wanted to make a movie that challenged them.

Oh, talk not to me of a name great in story; The days of our youth are the days of our glory; And the myrtle and ivy of sweet two-and-twenty Are worth all your laurels, though ever so plenty.

I don't write poems and put them to music. Just let things flow.

You will be civilized on the day you can spend a long period doing nothing, learning nothing, and improving nothing, without feeling the slightest amount of guilt.

Over the long haul I'd say that most directors I've worked with have been pretty sensitive to the quality of the interpreted scenes.