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Satire Quotes: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God grante"

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God grante




Satire Quotes: "The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.



Satire Quotes: "No, I say, it's fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really."

No, I say, it's fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really.



Satire Quotes: "TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE"

TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE




Satire Quotes: "An honest politician is an oxymoron."

An honest politician is an oxymoron.



Satire Quotes: "Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman"

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman



Satire Quotes: "The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary."

The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.




Satire Quotes: "It is proved...that things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose."

It is proved...that things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose.



Satire Quotes: "He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend- provided of course he really is dead."

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend- provided of course he really is dead.



Satire Quotes: "Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!"

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!



Satire Quotes: "This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half."

This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.



Satire Quotes: "Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions."

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.




Satire Quotes: "They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.



Satire Quotes: "When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum."

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.



Satire Quotes: "Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly."

Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.



Satire Quotes: "If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?"

If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?



Satire Quotes: "People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House."

People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.



Satire Quotes: "If they're from the village, you take them to the inn. If they're from the city, you treat them with respect when they are beautiful and throw them on the highway when they are dead."

If they're from the village, you take them to the inn. If they're from the city, you treat them with respect when they are beautiful and throw them on the highway when they are dead.



Satire Quotes: "What a pessimist you are!" exclaimed Candide."That is because I know what life is, " said Martin."

What a pessimist you are!" exclaimed Candide."That is because I know what life is, " said Martin.



Satire Quotes: "Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all."

Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all.



Satire Quotes: "Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight"

Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight



Satire Quotes: "[representative government is] deciding once in three or six years which member of the ruling class was to misrepresent the people in Parliament, "

[representative government is] deciding once in three or six years which member of the ruling class was to misrepresent the people in Parliament,



Satire Quotes: "While pensive poets painful vigils keep, Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep."

While pensive poets painful vigils keep, Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep.



Satire Quotes: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.", May 16, 1767)"

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.", May 16, 1767)



Satire Quotes: "Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive."

Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive.



Satire Quotes: "I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am."

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.



Satire Quotes: "My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they did, I’d have to move out and find another world to write about."

My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they did, I’d have to move out and find another world to write about.




Satire Quotes: "Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not."

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.



Satire Quotes: "More often than not, you will never be judged by your intentions because the world can't read minds and very few will know the heart of a person they have not given time to know personally."

More often than not, you will never be judged by your intentions because the world can't read minds and very few will know the heart of a person they have not given time to know personally.



Satire Quotes: "...they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected."

...they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected.



Satire Quotes: "Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane."

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.



Satire Quotes: "We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours."

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.



Satire Quotes: "Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days."

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.



Satire Quotes: "We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.



Satire Quotes: "When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life."

When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life.



Satire Quotes: "My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met"

My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met



Satire Quotes: "And evolution wasn't even properly invented until the late 1800s. Is that enough time to get a Labrador retriever from a dire wolf? I think not."

And evolution wasn't even properly invented until the late 1800s. Is that enough time to get a Labrador retriever from a dire wolf? I think not.



Satire Quotes: "Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it."

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.



Satire Quotes: "One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand."

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.



Satire Quotes: "Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye."

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.



Satire Quotes: "In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting."

In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.



Satire Quotes: "General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one's government is saying is a lie."

General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one's government is saying is a lie.



Satire Quotes: "Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence."

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.



Satire Quotes: "The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people."

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.



Satire Quotes: "I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity."

I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.



Satire Quotes: "The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us."

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.



Satire Quotes: "Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes."

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.



Satire Quotes: "A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true."

A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true.