I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don't like.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Science is a river with two sources, the practical source and the theoretical source.

God in His perfect wisdom gave you power to control only one thing in the entire universe, and that is you.

We are called to obey Christ. He is the Master of our lives and has washed us in His blood, which cleanses our souls, our minds, and our mouths. The world is watching. What do they see and hear?

Routine is a declivity down which many governments slide, and routine says that freedom of the press is dangerous.

Our need to reimagine our world through the vibratory larynx, that's what matters. Re-awaken the world to itself. Through ideas, pictures, sounds. Hold the mirror up to "nature."

Tis much to gain universal admiration; more, universal love.

We knew that there was a certain kind of interest in Whale among a genre crowd.

Using the Lean Startup approach, companies can create order not chaos by providing tools to test a vision continuously.

Originality is dangerous. It challenges, questions, overturns assumptions, unsettles moral codes.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!