Dumb Quotes

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Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

People say, 'The government couldn't carry out the September 11th attack, it's too big, they'd get caught!' They DID get caught! They're just counting on you to be dumb and to go along with it.

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won't dislike you.

A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano -- and dumb.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard?

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.

A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

Ooh! Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake 'em. I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some. Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb... Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb."

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult.

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.

I really didn't say everything I said.

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

It's like an Alcatraz around my neck

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.

I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance, no matter what else they have or do.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact, it was dumb luck.

No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.