Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Silence is the language of nature and beauty where perception and feelings are the only reality.

You can listen to the secrets of lifein the silence of night, in the voice of the ocean, in the beating of your heart.Just listen with your soul.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Having power and being in a position of power can really blur your judgement, and it's not always that clear.

And frankly, when I made that record, hit songs were not what I was trying to achieve.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

For poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly.

There is nothing that you cannot do.