Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

You forgive me coz you are great

Hate when hate acquaints the burns

I wish I didn't have daily problems to deal with, so that I could just concentrate on learning more, every single day.

Anyplace market forces have been artificially removed by the government there is a total absence of incentives, competition, effective oversight, cost controls and so on.

My name ain't Keith, so could you lease stop Sweatin' me.

I wanted to analyze how unnecessary it is to collapse a heroine into one specific mold, to give them all the same sparkly fashion, the same tiny figures, and the same homogenized plastic smile.

Every man should see the birth of his children

I love being a woman. I love the sexiness we get to exude. But the best thing about being a woman is the power we have over men.

I like live audiences, with real people - virtual reality is no substitute.

Quality relationships are built on principles, especially the principle of trust.