Joe Teti Quotes

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

This place has a one, two knockout punch.

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

I like the way you hustle man.

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

#1 priority is water, water and more water.

The moon just crapped the bed.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

One long step there and you're gonna die.

So far he's bringing his A-game.

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

It drops down to a place I ain't going.

It's mistakes that get you killed

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it. I'm going hunting.

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.

If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.

This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine or falter.

Three fires is the international distress signal.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.