The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Find a way to learn something from every disappointment.

A friend is a favourable family.

Her presence incites madness within me and yet it calms me.

We avoid sensuousness, only by resorting to simple negation. We come at last to define spirit by saying that it is not matter.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

Calm seas never made a good sailor

I don't know where it's come from, but after many years of many different products, I feel like I can speak as an authority on a lot of them.

Just because we feel offended doesn't mean we must be offended. Feelings are indicators not dictators.

Literacy is not the end of education nor even the beginning.

I make sure I sing a cappella to let people know I can sing.