Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol Quote of the day

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

The one who forgives never brings up the past to that person's face. When you forgive, it's like it never happened. True forgiveness is complete and total.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Success is my drug of choice.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.

It is critical that parents and other trusted adults initiate conversations with kids about underage drinking well in advance of the first time they are faced with a decision regarding alcohol.

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.

The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

Civilization begins with distillation

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you.

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had to be a straight path

Anyone who has lived through it, or those who are now living through it, knows that caring about an addict is as complex and fraught and debilitating as addiction itself.

Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.