Deodorant Quotes

Deodorant Quote of the day

Just be yourself and wear deodorant.

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

Success is a great deodorant.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Money is the best deodorant.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I've always said winning's the great deodorant, and conversely, when you have a bad record - everything stinks - and everything starts to unravel, and everything falls apart.

Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.

Winning is a great deodorant.

[Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant.

Winning is the best deodorant.

You can't look good and feel good if you're worried about whether your deodorant is working or not.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

There's no deodorant for desperation.

... there is no deodorant like success.

There's no deodorant like success.

I may be nervous," I say. "Okay, I'm really glad you said that, because I just went to the back room to put on more deodorant." Sebastian says.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.

It was reported that Anna Kournikova is coming out with her own brand of deodorant. Apparently, the ads show Kournikova holding up her deodorant and saying now only her tennis game stinks.