People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

What doesn't kill us makes a good story.

What you were and what you are now... it's nothing... everything just lies in between...

I was into basketball, but then once I found contact sports, it was over. I never played basketball again in my life.

Genius is an intellect that has become unfaithful to its destiny.

I was with a folk trio back in '63 and '64, and we traveled all across North Africa, Israel, and Europe.

There is no grief like heartbreak.

Why worry about these small, small things? I don't stress. You never hear of anyone dying of happiness.

It is not wise for Chinese to do things to artificially disrupt relations with the U.S.

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

I want to believe in the fairy tale.