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Pizza Quotes: "I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer."

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.



Pizza Quotes: "Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a jingle selling bleach or pizza."

Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a jingle selling bleach or pizza.




Pizza Quotes: "Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life."

Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.



Pizza Quotes: "I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste."

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste.




Pizza Quotes: "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!



Pizza Quotes: "All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry."

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.



Pizza Quotes: "When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'"

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'




Pizza Quotes: "Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever."

Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.



Pizza Quotes: "The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza."

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place."

Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place.



Pizza Quotes: "Pizza makes me think that anything is possible."

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.



Pizza Quotes: "I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body."

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.




Pizza Quotes: "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M."

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.



Pizza Quotes: "There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.



Pizza Quotes: "Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.



Pizza Quotes: "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.



Pizza Quotes: "Even before making music I was always someone that you had to get to know, at school or elementary. I walked the hallways. I would take your pizza"

Even before making music I was always someone that you had to get to know, at school or elementary. I walked the hallways. I would take your pizza



Pizza Quotes: "Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza."

Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery."

I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery.



Pizza Quotes: "Art's for art. Money's for pizza."

Art's for art. Money's for pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it."

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it.



Pizza Quotes: "You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find myself sittin' in a cafe, like a pizza parlor."

You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find myself sittin' in a cafe, like a pizza parlor.



Pizza Quotes: "Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax."

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.



Pizza Quotes: "If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does."

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.



Pizza Quotes: "Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream"

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream



Pizza Quotes: "If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza."

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively."

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.



Pizza Quotes: "I think of dieting, then I eat pizza."

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "Im a character actor, and I made a choice when I was young, after Mystic Pizza, not to go for the mainstream stuff, and to do a more eclectic kind of route."

Im a character actor, and I made a choice when I was young, after Mystic Pizza, not to go for the mainstream stuff, and to do a more eclectic kind of route.



Pizza Quotes: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "They say it was Cesc Fabregas who threw the pizza at me but, to this day, I have no idea who the culprit was."

They say it was Cesc Fabregas who threw the pizza at me but, to this day, I have no idea who the culprit was.



Pizza Quotes: "There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza pie, one was to get a tattoo... and the other was to get a Yankees hat."

There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza pie, one was to get a tattoo... and the other was to get a Yankees hat.



Pizza Quotes: "Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry."

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.



Pizza Quotes: "I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation."

I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.



Pizza Quotes: "Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around."

Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.



Pizza Quotes: "I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs."

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.



Pizza Quotes: "I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception."

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.



Pizza Quotes: "I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want"

I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want



Pizza Quotes: "I want a pizza with my face on it."

I want a pizza with my face on it.



Pizza Quotes: "Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before, where we were going we didn't really care. We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet."

Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before, where we were going we didn't really care. We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet.



Pizza Quotes: "Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's."

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.



Pizza Quotes: "Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom."

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.



Pizza Quotes: "Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza."

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don't feel guilty about it at all."

I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don't feel guilty about it at all.



Pizza Quotes: "I'm a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day."

I'm a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.



Pizza Quotes: "A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged."

A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged.



Pizza Quotes: "I want to be as famous as midnight. As powerful as a gun. As loved as a pizza."

I want to be as famous as midnight. As powerful as a gun. As loved as a pizza.



Pizza Quotes: "On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)"

On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)



Pizza Quotes: "I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters."

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters.