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Emo Philips Quotes: Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.
         

Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.


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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.



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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.



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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.



I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.



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People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'





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