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Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.




Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature."

Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.




Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "If you're going to America, bring your own food."

If you're going to America, bring your own food.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything."

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "There is no such thing as inner peace there is only nervousness and death."

There is no such thing as inner peace there is only nervousness and death.




Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "London: A place you go to get bronchitis."

London: A place you go to get bronchitis.




Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Humility is no substitute for a good personality."

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Polite conversation is rarely either."

Polite conversation is rarely either.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing."

There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not."

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write."

All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "You're only as good as your last haircut."

You're only as good as your last haircut.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable."

Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this."

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough."

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "My favorite animal is steak."

My favorite animal is steak.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties."

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Think before you speak. Read before you think."

Think before you speak. Read before you think.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Andy Warhol made fame more famous."

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying."

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum."

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "Reading is better than life. Without reading, you’re stuck with life."

Reading is better than life. Without reading, you’re stuck with life.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.



Fran Lebowitz Quotes: "The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.