Computer Quotes

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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning".

A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.

Nothing could be more absurd than an experiment in which computers are placed in a classroom where nothing else is changed.

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

All we can do when we think of kids today is think of more hours of school, earlier age at the computer, and curfews. Who would want to grow up in that world?

No computer is ever going to ask a new, reasonable question. It takes trained people to do that.

When I was nine, ten, I was super young, but I installed a program on my computer so I could start producing music.

Nothing is destroyed until it is replaced.

Even the best designers produce successful products only if their designs solve the right problems. A wonderful interface to the wrong features will fail.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.

An algorithm must be seen to be believed.

The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.

You can't do better design with a computer, but you can speed up your work enormously.

Basically all the world's computer parts come from the same supply chain that runs from Korea, down through coastal China, over to Taiwan, and down to Malaysia.

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.

There can be infinite uses of the computer and of new age technology, but if teachers themselves are not able to bring it into the classroom and make it work, then it fails.

You must not you worry about leaks or pieces [stolen] on your computer. You just make songs, you gotta make music, keep stuff out. You may not know rap, but that's how it works.

The danger of computers becoming like humans is not as great as the danger of humans becoming like computers.

The computer is the most extraordinary of man's technological clothing; it's an extension of our central nervous system. Beside it, the wheel is a mere hula-hoop.

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Coding is today's language of creativity. All our children deserve a chance to become creators instead consumers of computer science.

One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.

Programming is the art of telling another human being what one wants the computer to do.

All these gadgets, the phone and the computer, they expose the inside of your brain in a way that's bad.

I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.

I'm an enemy of what I call 'computer theology.' There's a class conflict out there. There's a techno-elite that lives in a different world.

Name anything - high-definition TV, computer obsolescence - and I'm pretty much annoyed by it.

If we suppose that many natural phenomena are in effect computations, the study of computer science can tell us about the kinds of natural phenomena that can occur.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I have not proved that the universe is, in fact, a digital computer and that it's capable of performing universal computation, but it's plausible that it is.

This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.

Science is supposedly the method by which we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. In computer science, we all are standing on each others' feet.

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer app for computer and the Internet; it just took the tech industry a long time to hear that message.

Amateurs hack systems, professionals hack people.

I keep saying the sexy job in the next ten years will be statisticians. People think I'm joking, but who would've guessed that computer engineers would've been the sexy job of the 1990s?

Who do you suppose invented computers? Speaking in terms relevant to you, in terms of earth history, let alone other worldly history, the computer, of course, came from Atlantis.

Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline.

Whether you want to uncover the secrets of the universe, or you just want to pursue a career in the 21st century, basic computer programming is an essential skill to learn

People dont want to talk about death, just like they dont want to talk about computer security. Maybe I should have named my workstation Fear. People are so motivated by fear.

This will surprise some of your readers, but my primary interest is not with computer security. I am primarily interested in writing software that works as intended.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.