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Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!"

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend."

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback."

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch."

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people."

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her."

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out."

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend."

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly."

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us."

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner."

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I only have girlfriends now who make me a better person."

I only have girlfriends now who make me a better person.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one."

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'"

I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend."

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend."

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing."

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift."

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real."

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times."

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?"

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it."

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life."

I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage."

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend."

Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia."

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower."

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy."

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint."

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing"

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something."

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor."

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man."

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend."

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen."

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living."

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it."

Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said."

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic."

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board."

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan."

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."

I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes."

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women."

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend."

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I want my next girlfriend to be my wife."

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf."

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.