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Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with."

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good."

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you."

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams."

I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'."

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend."

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."

Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant."

When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend."

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps."

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife."

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I have always tried to be a woman who protects other women. I have a sister, I have daughters, I have girlfriends, and I was raised by a feminist mother."

I have always tried to be a woman who protects other women. I have a sister, I have daughters, I have girlfriends, and I was raised by a feminist mother.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!"

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty.""

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling."

When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that."

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap."

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached."

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States."

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar."

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?"

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world."

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between."

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to be the girlfriend of the one [who plays]."

So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to be the girlfriend of the one [who plays].



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed in by their families. I'm a very, very lucky man."

I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed in by their families. I'm a very, very lucky man.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says, "Nope, I'm not telling you what's wrong. I'm fine.""

Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says, "Nope, I'm not telling you what's wrong. I'm fine."



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it."

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog."

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back."

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family."

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him."

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them."

For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot."

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive."

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it."

I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia."

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work."

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust."

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out."

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her."

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people."

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch."

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!"

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife."

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore."

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife."

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.