Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

The doors to Wisdom & Glory are never closed, they just favor the undaunted

The sacred space in time is irreplaceable.

Krishna taught in the Bhadavad Gita: ‘karmanyeva-adhikaraste ma phalesu kadachana’, which means, ‘Be active, never be inactive, and don’t react to the outcome of the work.

You and I are going to live forever! We will be supernatural, miraculous supermen in superbodies that are united with our eternal spirits!

I'm asking you to make at least some of your Christmas giving important.

I would still invade Iraq even if Iraq never existed

We shall remember Gaddafi our whole lives as a great fighter, a revolutionary and a martyr.

Nothing feels worse than other people's good times.

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

When the remedy you have offered only increases the disease, then leave him who will not be cured, and tell your story to someone who seeks the truth.