You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Why not surround yourself with things that make you content? After all, there's no place like home.

In a general way, I want to be a kind of flag-waver, bunting hanger-up, drum-beater, you name it, for poetry.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

Every one who marries goes it blind, more or less.

You know when you get a crush on a person you don't know that much about them, you're sort of obsessed with them, you want to spend more time with them.

God must not engage in theology. The writer must not destroy by human reasonings the faith that art requires of us.

I can do nothing for you but work on myself...you can do nothing for me but work on yourself!

Teach by works more than words.

Those prayers God likes best which come seething hot from the heart.

The success of our popular government rests wholly upon the correct interpretation of the deliberate, intelligent, dependable popular will of America.