You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Black culture has been a huge influence in my life.

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

Unpremeditated music is the true gauge which measures the current of our thoughts; the very undertow of our life's stream.

What's in a name? That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name that we are told is ours.

You can never ride on the wave that came in and went out yesterday.

So I'm truly an actor who sings, and not a singer who acts.

The people who had the least were the most willing to share.

A large family makes you accept sharing your parents.

Human beings want to know too much abut each other, and that's why there are so many lies.

In handing over the Government of India to these so-called political classes, we are handing over to men of straw, of whom, in a few years, no trace will remain.