When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Modern warfare is an intricate business about which no one knows everything and few know very much.

Consider first the nature of the business in hand; then examine thy own nature, whether thou hast strength to undertake it.

People have a way of thinking that everything is finished when the very best of all may yet be in store.

Learn from the past, but don't live there. Build on what you know so that you don't repeat mistakes.

These years of the Ecole Normale were an ordeal. Nothing was handed to me on the first try.

Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.

I learned during all my career to enjoy suffering.

The wonder is always new that any sane man can be a sailor.

I'm pretty confident, let's just say that, in my game right now, for what it is. So if that means a win, then I'll be real happy.

Where we are would be Paradise to me, if you would only make it so.