What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

What do women want? Shoes.

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

CHANGE YOUR MIND IT WILL CHANGE YOU LIFE - CHANGE IS GOOD

MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?""Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work.

Leadership is bringing people into new realms of excellence and challenging them to become distinguished in their chosen field.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

The secret to concentration is elimination.

.. the most intelligent defender of capitalism in the modern period is Friedrich Hayek.

Some pain is simply the normal grief of human existence. That is pain that I try to make room for.

I could be really sad and I start to cry; I feel alive then. I could be at a concert and I throw my hands up in the air and I feel elation; I feel alive then.

Dig deeply into the spring of love and partake of it. The supply is infinite.

There are more than 4000 landing trace cases from around the world.