Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

What do women want? Shoes.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

Mr. Bergman had a great imagination and saw the possibilities within every one of his actors, and he gave us great challenges. It was very inspiring.

Statism needs war; a free country does not. Statism survives by looting; a free country survives by producing.

Unlike a lot of people, I don't need the affirmation or anything.

Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path.

The mind is the eyesight of the soul.

Everything that I have written is closely related to something that I have lived through.

Falling hard and fast. And there didn't seem to be a thing I could do about it.

I think Christians should be leaders in art, science, philanthropy, charity, and all kinds of good works. We should be good examples for everyone. Unfortunately though, that's not often the case.

If you want to assemble the same people, then you have a big problem.