Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

What do women want? Shoes.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

The only real limitation on your abilities is the level of your desires. If you want it badly enough, there are no limits on what you can achieve.

Every animal leaves traces of what it was

It is in everyone's interest that every person's creative genius be encouraged and allowed to develop and express.

The main root of every massive success is deeply rooted in one's mental imagination.

The stone that the builder refused shall be the head corner stone.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

As long as there's land available, single-family homes will be built, and Colorado residents will always go for a single-family over a condo.

Love is real, real is love.

You young things are too easily persuaded by the touch of lips.

Only when you stop doing what doesn't work, can things get better.