Swiss Quotes

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A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account. But none of these things can get you a jump shot

We have to still develop the IKEA group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere.

God took the beauty of the Bay of Naples, the Valley of the Nile, the Swiss Alps, the Hudson River Valley, rolled them into one and made San Francisco Bay.

They should make new ways to better design buildings and books. The computer was the end of Swiss typography!

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden,- "Speech is silvern, Silence is golden;" or, as I might rather express it, Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity.

Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.

Switzerland is a land where crime is virtually unknown, yet most Swiss males are required by law to keep in their homes what amounts to a portable, personal machine gun.

Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods.

For some reason, there is a purity to the Swiss Alps - a certain energy - that is very reminiscent of my snowboarding experiences in the Himalayas.

We wouldn't want to be like the Swiss, would we? That would be awful! We'd be rich!

Most Swiss banks do have a whistleblower program, but they use it to punish those who avail themselves of it.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

One of my favorite things to cook is fondue. I'm Swiss. It's a great social meal.

I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.

They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter.

The Swiss are well armed and enjoy great freedom.

Only that Swiss in the heart want still a king or at least a strong Upper House of Parliament. Swiss long themselves for less democracy and more dictatorship.

Google is my rapid response research assistant. It's the Swiss Army knife of information retrieval.

Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

Thus, after finishing high school, I started with high expectations and enthusiasm to study chemistry at the famous Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich.

I want to be remembered for Swiss Family Robinson and Old Yeller. I think Swiss is probably my favorite film

You know there's only two things more beautiful than a good gun--a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.

I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

What first attracted me to doing Swiss Army Man was just how mental it was - how insane and wonderful and original the script was.

It was one of those happy days that God grants us sometimes on earth to give us an idea of the bliss of heaven.

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.

Time. Time. What is time? Swiss manufacture it, French hoard it, Italians squander it, Americans say it is money. Hindus say it does not exist. Know what I say? I say time is a crook.

There seems to be a human instinct for prayer. Swiss theologian Karl Barth calls it our 'incurable God-sickness.'

Twenty-three cents may not sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account.

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

I think it was a lot of trust as well [between me and Daniel Radcliffe]. If we didn't have that, it could be a very painful film [ Swiss Army Man] to go make.

[Jack] Kerouac was writing fiction. What he did when he wrote about me...he made me out with Russian Countesses and Swiss accounts and other things I didn't have or didn't happen and so on.

A city like London was always going to be a paradox, the best of it so very riddled with the opposite, so Swiss-cheesed with moral holes.

They like to take all this money from sin, build big universities to study in, sing Amazing Grace all the way to the Swiss banks.

I was born in Switzerland. Everyone thinks I'm Swiss, but I'm actually German. I'm from Germany.

My father's Peruvian! I actually have a lot of family in Cuzco. I'm also Swiss, Alaskan, French, Spanish and Italian.

And my father, being a good Swiss puritan, always really insisted that if I was going to be an actor, I shouldn't just be an actor, I should know about the whole process.

Nations like the Cuban and the Swiss Can never hope to wage a Global Mission. No Holy Wars for them. The most the small Can ever give us is a nuisance brawl.

One of the cool things I remember is the Swiss people brought their big cowbells.

I like the Swiss because by and large they are more humane than the other people aming whom I have lived.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

A cynic had defined aid as simply the system by which poor white people in rich countries gave money to rich black people in poor countries to put into Swiss bank accounts.