Fats Quotes

Fats Quote of the day

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Because of the person I am I won't be knocked down — ever. They can say I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm whatever, and I'll never stop. I just won't. I've got too much to do. I've too much to be happy about.

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

I remember when I was very young, I read an article by Fats Domino which has really influenced me. He said, 'You should never sing the lyrics out very clearly.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

So easy, when you know how.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!

Who's your fat friend ?

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

You're never too fat for a new purse.

Your body is incredible at 'detoxing'. It's called pooping & sweating. Best 'detox diet' = regular exercise, eating more veggies, fruit, healthy fats, lean meat, some grains and drinking more water.

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

Even the relatively small amount of trans fats are likely to be causing around 7,000 premature deaths from heart disease per year.

If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.

Litigation only makes lawyers fat.

I am fat and I don't care.

I have a chef who makes sure that I'm getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at my max performance level.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.