The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

the great is seldom a deterrent to the mediocre

We all need good manners, like our friends from the zoo!

There's no room for hate and violence in this world. We must learn to be more kind, compassionate, empathetic, and sympathetic to humanity.

You can still go home a loyal wife.” - Warren Brown

It is no accident that wherever the State ha taken economic decision away from the citizen, it has deprived him of his other liberties as well.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

My background was computer science and business school, so eventually I worked my way up where I was running product groups - development, testing, marketing, user education.

I discovered you can get closer to a characters thoughts and feelings in a book than in a film.

I don't enjoy trying things on, even though most times it's necessary. I tend to only shop online, which is so dangerous for me.