Fat Quotes
Fat Quote of the day
Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people.
I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.
My way of discovering of what I like was to create a restaurant list and eat my way through it, and I call it my 'inner fat girl bucket list.'
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
For the first 50 years of your life the food industry is trying to make you fat. Then, the second 50 years, the pharmaceutical industry is treating you for everything.
Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.
If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.
It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.
Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.
People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim.
If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.
Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat.
A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.
At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?
It is silly to call fat people "gravitationally challenged", a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.
Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.
