Tobacco Quotes

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Sugar is the next tobacco, without a doubt, and that industry should be scared. It should be taxed just like tobacco and anything else that can, frankly, destroy lives.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.

It's all about choices! You choose, you make the rules, not tobacco companies, not addiction

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

There are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

On tobacco: A branch of the sin of drunkenness, which is the root of all sins.

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.

The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

At a time when we are pleading with foreign governments to stop the export of cocaine, it is the height of hypocrisy for the United States to export tobacco.

Lastly, the ashes left behind, May daily show to move the mind, That to ashes and dust return we must: Then think, and drink tobacco.

The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.

I wish we could do something useful with tobacco - like making fertilizer out of it.

'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the non smoking sort, all fur and feathers.'

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

Today the data linking violence in the media to violence in society are superior to those linking cancer and tobacco.

But Big Oil and Big Coal have always been as skilled at propaganda as they are at mining and drilling. Like the tobacco industry before them, their success depends on keeping Americans stupid.

The U.S. government alleges that for the past 45 years, the companies that manufacture and sell tobacco have waged an intentional and coordinated campaign of deceit.

Lack of money means discomfort, means squalid worries, means shortage of tobacco, means ever-present consciousness of failure-above all, it means loneliness.

Those who use tobacco, tea and coffee should lay these idols aside, and put their cost into the treasury of the Lord.

Gluten is this Generation's Tobacco

Tobacco surely was designed To poison, and destroy mankind.

Tobacco, UV rays, viruses, heredity, and age are the main causes of cancer.

Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams.

Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it.

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?

Sugar, rum and tobacco are commodities which are nowhere necessaries of life, which are become objects of almost universal consumption, and which are therefore extremely proper subjects of taxation.

Tobacco and opium have broad backs, and will cheerfully carry the load of armies, if you choose to make them pay high for such joy as they give and such harm as they do.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Tobacco is the only excuse for Columbus's misadventure in discovering America.

Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid; but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid.

Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.

Junk food companies are acting very much like tobacco companies did 30 years ago.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].

I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.

When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass.

We had a great many horses, of which we gave Lewis and Clark what they needed, and they gave us guns and tobacco in return.