One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

Tupperware? I don’t know. That’s what my mom did.”“Well, my mom had to bring bigger containers for food when the family ate outdoors. But she usedthis when she and Dad . . .

No man can take your freedom from you. They can limit your mobility, but that's about all they can do

I think love's exciting and happy, as well as being able to make you sad.

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ

Every religion is good—every religion is true to him who in his good caution and conscience believes it.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

Nothing works better than just improving your product.

Leadership does not mean being bossy, always telling others what to do. No, leadership means going ahead, not putting others in the front. Good leaders lead by example, not by decree.

When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

Fitting people with books is about as difficult as fitting them with shoes.