The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

…she had nothing to do but to forgive herself and be happier than ever…

The wheel turns for all, caro Chase. It’s the karma effect, ” Giulia cried, aping Ilenia. She could have never imagined that her words would become prophetic so soon.

He who seeks to terrify others is more in fear himself.

Minds are in limited supply, and each mind has a limited capacity for memes, and hence there is considerable competition among memes for entry in as many minds as possible.

To be a good patriot, a man must consider his countrymen as God's creatures, and himself as accountable for his acting towards them.

If I had it to do again, I'd ask more questions and interrupt fewer answers.

Berlusconi is no longer fit to lead our country.

I can't say enough, how important my faith is to how I play the game and who I am.

The arrival of Ade Akinbiyi gave everyone a lift. He's a natural born goalscorer.